Paying Bumble Update: 1

 I have been paying for Bumble for about 2 weeks now.

This is what has happened so far.....

Guy 1 - Gym Guy ("GG")

  • owns a gym
  • profile says 5'4
  • had a gf got a place together broke up around Covid
  • possibly drinks too much (drinks 2-4) glasses a day with maybe one day off
  • I think has gone through a lot in his life, a lot of hardship
  • seems to be down to earth
  • I'm supposed to go on a date with this guy on Saturday, I told him where and what time.. lets see what he comes up with
Guy 2 - Chef
  • he's a chef
  • Dad is getting married in Thailand to a Thai Woman
    • he's going to the wedding in a few weeks for 4-5 weeks
  • can only meet on Saturdays at 10pm, Sundays and Mondays (these are all my fucking sleep hours)
  • seems to be nice
  • loves whiskey - wants to go on a whiskey date, but on at 10pm? I don't think so.. on a Sunday? I don't think so, on a Monday? I don't think so... So, I don't think this whiskey tour is happening
  • we will probably do a Sunday brunch and see where it goes
Guy 3 - Western World Hater (aka Ew Vaccine)
  • looks like a daddy, good looking with salt and pepper hair. 
  • profile says he's 39, but he looks like Eddie Cibrian, who is 50!
  • brags he's from Shulich on his profile - dude you went to University a million years ago.. it's nothing to brag about!
  • reason for nickname - he said he loves to travel so I asked him where. His answers Japan, Thailand, and Hawaii.. I told him how I love BCN and VIE.. his reply, "I go to my fav spots time and time again. But I am not into Europe at all. Been to all other "Hot Spots". Didn't enjoy the rude and western ways".. woooooowwwww and yes this man is white.. Asian fetish?? Maybe.. Then proceeds to write "Well Europe is full of Gypsies, those are the ones you gotta watch....." woooowwwww!!!
  • He's also an anti-vaxxer claiming I got two too many
Guy 4 - Jo
  • small chats here and there, it wasn't constant. 
  • we made plans on Friday to meet on Tuesday... on Monday he tells me he met someone on bumble
Guy 5 - 36 Questions
  • as you know on Bumble the women message first
  • so I said hi and a follow up to what had wrote on his profile
  • he then write pretty much a blog and then suggests we do a 36 questionnaire, I agreed it was an interesting way of communicating and getting to know someone
  • so this went on for about a week.. it was interesting and though provoking
  • all of a sudden he messages me yesterday

     I am so fucking dumb founded.. he lives 20-30 mins drive, right now Gardener is a mess.. But omg.. I am dead.. I blame the construction on the Gardener for not allowing me to find my true love.. 

    That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard the dude is a fuck'n triathlete.. he can run for 40 mins, but can't get in a car and drive? I am dead! When I called him out on it, he unmatched me sooooo quick!!! I didn't even have a chance to screen shot our convo to illustrate how long they were.. He also said he was going to get me an emerald cut ring (told him I was more of a round diamond) AND also said how we are perfect because we both like to sleep early and don't want to have kids.

    He's also telling me how communication when having sex is important. He got out of an 18 year relationship. He went to Waterloo, studied Math met a girl dated was about to propose and during Covid realized they weren't meant for eachother.

Guy 6
  • I only started talking to him because he wrote he wanted to have deep chats (which for some reason A LOT of guys have).. the answer below.. LIKE.... You fucking sound like a pretentious asshole! like what the fuck.. no I don't want to have these conversations with you on the daily!

Is Weedman still around? Yes, he is.. once I start dating someone seriously, we will have a talk and break it off.

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