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Post Covid Dating - Getting Dissed by a Dirty Used Car Salesman

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Soo.. now that things are opening up, my friends are pushing me to do online dating again, or at least get myself out there. My excuse of working has surfaced again, so this time my friend Kelly and her husband are doing the online dating for me. They met on Bumble and are now married. Since it worked for them, why not get the pros to do it? Kelly is doing a great job pretending to be me, for now she is using the Bumble app. She has been talking to three potentials. One of the potentials wanted my number for WhatsApp and I said sure. I am open to talking to anyone (I just don't like the hunt).  People ask me what my requirements are and they tell me my standards are too high! Do you know why my standards are high? It's because when a piece of shit disses me I get pissed, but when a guy meets all my criteria and disses me, I am not so mad.  Lets call this new guy Dirty Used Car Salesmen. Kelly warned me he was a three word kinda guy. Specs: Asian 42 Works for a used luxury car ...