Mistaken Identity

I am an assistant, so I keep impeccable records for my boss because I run her life, and I am very organized when I travel to the point where you know what I will be doing by the hour.

When it comes to online dating, my records are not organized at all and I learned the consequence of that today. When I exchange numbers, I don't save them in my phone because I know I will probably get sick of talking them and just ghost them, because I am a coward like that. When I get ghosted, I am ok with that too because these talks are not serious.

There is a Portuguese guy who I have been talking to off and on for probably 4 to 5 years, we always talk about meeting up, but his schedule is a pretty crazy because he does shift work and when he is not doing shift work, I am working crazy hours. 

Spec:

Portuguese

Lives with his sister in Toronto

Works for some retail distributing company (I keep forgetting)

Likes to do stock market

When we first started chatting he had dark brown hair, now he has salt and pepper hair.. pretty hot.

I don't have his number saved in my phone, but I know it's 416-...-..73, youngin, my old fuck buddy is 647-...-...73. I don't know the number in between, but I know they end in 73s. Even though I don't have the Portuguese guy's number saved in my phone, the name R. Vaillancourt comes up (that is not his name).

When I saw a 416-...-..73, I thought it was the Portuguese guy texting me and I thought it was weird, because all our previous text messages were gone and the name R. Vaillancourt didn't show up. But I didn't think much of it, I thought maybe I deleted his number and somehow the phone was resetting itself and that is why R. Vaillancourt wasn't showing up, but I kept talking to him anyway. He called me out saying that I always cancelled on our dates, but we cancelled equally.

We were supposed to meet today at Humber Park, but I was so exhausted from the day, I took a nap and when I woke up I was not in the mood to go back out, so I invited him to my house. Throughout the years we video chatted, I found him quite attractive. Even though I have never met him in person, I was going to see where the "night took us". I told him to come to my place by 8:30 because we were going to sit out on my balcony and drink. I took another shower to prepare for my date. I wore a cute short dress, a good bra, and underwear that didn't give me muffin top! I was getting excited for my date.

When he arrived, he was at the buzzer and for some reason it wasn't working so I decided to go downstairs to the parking garage to meet him. When I went downstairs, I saw him through the window, the person that I thought was coming was not it. The person waiting for me at the door was guy number 3 from my entry "Dating during Corona (Covid-19) Times - Are the good guys still hiding?" The first thing that came to my head was, this isn't the Portuguese guy and the second thing that came to my head was WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS NAME? I did a cowardly thing, instead of telling him on What's App that I was not interested I just blocked him. So I guess that is why he was texting.

When I thought it was the Portuguese guy texting, I thought it was weird because the tone of the texts were different, the were more polite, but I thought that was because were were going to finally meet. I was going to tell him to buy condoms, but thought if we were going to hook up, he can just run across the street to Shoppers to pick it up, I didn't want to assume. I was also going to call him out and say that he was being unusually polite. When he mentioned a nephew, I thought he was referring to another sibling he had. Things in the text made sense at the time, but now that I know it wasn't him it makes more sense. I was a lot disappointed because honestly I thought I was going to finally hook up with the Portuguese guy! Yup.. during this Covid-19 times, I was going to slut it up, luckily I didn't wear make up (red lipstick). I told two friends about this date last minute, I was ready to take a picture of this Portuguese guy and send it to them just in case something happened. But as soon as I saw guy number 3, I knew he was harmless. This dude is definitely not for me.

This guy kind of reminded me of the guy from entry "Super Christian - not a match" he is a well traveled person, but sort of has an underline "not smart" characteristics. Like he is not aware of his surroundings and doesn't really know what is happening except maybe current affairs. I have been informed that guys do this to compensate for the fact that they are "not smart". The dude didn't know what a fuck'n possum was!! He is in his 30s!! GAWD! He is a sweet guy and he definitely deserves someone, but that someone is not me. Why is it so hard to find a guy who is smart? He lives with his uncle because he is sick and his cousins are assholes who just deserted their father.

I should just save Portuguese guy's number in my phone. As soon as guy number 3 left I messaged the Portuguese guy, maybe him and I will finally meet!