Mama Jo Hard at Work - Date 2: Too Many What the Fucks!?

Mama Jo sent me on a second date. I call this guy a Fake Vet. The only reason why Mama Jo messaged him was because he was a Veterinarian.

Specs:
  • Korean
  • Veternarian
  • 42 years old
The date didn't start off great. While setting up for the date I told Mama Jo to tell Fake Vet which Starbucks to meet at. I was very specific with my directions, but Mama Jo insisted on an address. She looked up an address of a Starbucks, but I didn't check whether it was the correct address. You know where this is going, yes Mama Jo gave the guy the wrong address.

Fast forward to date day. I rushed to the Starbucks (the one that I wanted to meet at) and I messaged him to let him know I was there. He messaged back and said he was there too. At that moment, I googled to see which Starbucks he was at, it turns out he was all the way across town. The reason why I chose the Starbucks that I did, was because I wanted to make it easier for him, as he was coming from far.

When I got there, I apologized and told him the truth about Mama Jo and doing my online dating for me. He was perplexed, but I explained that I work a lot and don't have time for any dating or online dating.

The reason why I call him Fake Vet, is because he only went to Veterinary school because he couldn't get into med school. Then he told me that he loves animals, like an after thought. I found this guy boring, and as I am writing this and recounting my date, I am getting bored. I wasn't able to get Mama Jo to call because I was an hour late for the date.

The What the Fuck Moments:

Fake Vet had asked me "what do I consider being successful?" I didn't know what to say, so I just ranted on how the middle class is disappearing.

He also asked me if I wanted to have kids. I told him no, he told me he wanted to have kids and that he was a reliable and loyal person. I was thinking, what the fuck? Is he trying to change my mind? Who does this person think he is? Did he already marry me and have kids?

We were talking about working out and eating right. He told me he was 100kg and lost 40Kg, he told me twice within 10 mins. Like dude! I heard you the first time.

GAWD! I am done writing about this, lets just say I had to block him and I will not be seeing him again!







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