WTF?
Soooo...
I went on my first date from Okcupid. I thought after my Tinder dates I can take on the online dating world! The person I met was sort of pushy, which I thought was ok because it showed assertiveness.But as usual I was wrong.
We messaged each other through the Okcupid platform and then in the midst of me replying back he instant messaged me and told me he couldn't wait for my email replies. Then he requests for my telephone number which I gave to him. So, we started texting..
His screen name had something to do with cooking.. so I asked him if he was a good cook or if he enjoyed cooking he said sort of/not really to both those answers (What the hell? Then why would you make it your screen name?).. He was very pushy to meet, so I had agreed to meet with him at a Starbucks.
OMG! WTF?
I got there early (15 mins), the guy tells me he will be there in 20 mins (5 mins late from our scheduled time). Then he messages me again at our scheduled time and tells me he will be 15 mins late (15mins late from our scheduled time), 15 mins later he tells me he needs another 15 mins (30 mins late from our scheduled time)!
He had also asked me to order him a tea, so he doesn't have to stand in line and can get our date started right away. He said he would pay be back, but I told him it was unnecessary. When he FINALLY arrived! 30 MINUTES LATER! He greeted me, asked me how much the tea was, reaches into his pocket, pulls out few bills and picks the $5.00 and tosses it! He doesn't place it in front of me, the bill just slid across the table. I push it back to him and say, "No.. that's fine" in an annoyed voice.
OMG The date was so boring! All I can stare at was his "soul" patch.. I'm not sure what to call it.. it was a 0.5cmX0.5cm patch of hair underneath his lip.. WTF is that? I just wanted to pull out a razor from my gym bag and just knick it off! He also had a toque on which he did not take off the whole time we were there. It was an Edmonton Oiler's toque, we're in Toronto and he's from New Found Land.... I was sort of confused by his team selection.
He talked about his failed relationship, his brothers' failed relationships! Also why he likes to go to All-Inclusives.. He also went on about how he's attracted to Asian girls, but for some reason he can't seem to get second dates... and then started talking about "WE".. like, "if we were to date".. or "if we were to buy a place".. WTF!?!??!?! I can't even get through this tea with him and he's already talking about "we".
So after 30 mins I excused myself to go to the bathroom to text my girl friends to tell them what TERRIBLE time I was having. When I came back I told him my contacts were bothering me. That was going to be my exit excuse! But what does he pull out of his pocket? Contact Solution! WTF what guy carries around contact solutions?? F!!!!
Luckily the Starbuck barista came around and told us they were closing soon.. THANK GOD! After our 45 min date we said our goodbyes (this is the shortest date I've ever been on). He texted me apologizing for his tardiness and that we should go out for drinks! I did not respond!
I went on my first date from Okcupid. I thought after my Tinder dates I can take on the online dating world! The person I met was sort of pushy, which I thought was ok because it showed assertiveness.But as usual I was wrong.
We messaged each other through the Okcupid platform and then in the midst of me replying back he instant messaged me and told me he couldn't wait for my email replies. Then he requests for my telephone number which I gave to him. So, we started texting..
His screen name had something to do with cooking.. so I asked him if he was a good cook or if he enjoyed cooking he said sort of/not really to both those answers (What the hell? Then why would you make it your screen name?).. He was very pushy to meet, so I had agreed to meet with him at a Starbucks.
OMG! WTF?
I got there early (15 mins), the guy tells me he will be there in 20 mins (5 mins late from our scheduled time). Then he messages me again at our scheduled time and tells me he will be 15 mins late (15mins late from our scheduled time), 15 mins later he tells me he needs another 15 mins (30 mins late from our scheduled time)!
He had also asked me to order him a tea, so he doesn't have to stand in line and can get our date started right away. He said he would pay be back, but I told him it was unnecessary. When he FINALLY arrived! 30 MINUTES LATER! He greeted me, asked me how much the tea was, reaches into his pocket, pulls out few bills and picks the $5.00 and tosses it! He doesn't place it in front of me, the bill just slid across the table. I push it back to him and say, "No.. that's fine" in an annoyed voice.
OMG The date was so boring! All I can stare at was his "soul" patch.. I'm not sure what to call it.. it was a 0.5cmX0.5cm patch of hair underneath his lip.. WTF is that? I just wanted to pull out a razor from my gym bag and just knick it off! He also had a toque on which he did not take off the whole time we were there. It was an Edmonton Oiler's toque, we're in Toronto and he's from New Found Land.... I was sort of confused by his team selection.
He talked about his failed relationship, his brothers' failed relationships! Also why he likes to go to All-Inclusives.. He also went on about how he's attracted to Asian girls, but for some reason he can't seem to get second dates... and then started talking about "WE".. like, "if we were to date".. or "if we were to buy a place".. WTF!?!??!?! I can't even get through this tea with him and he's already talking about "we".
So after 30 mins I excused myself to go to the bathroom to text my girl friends to tell them what TERRIBLE time I was having. When I came back I told him my contacts were bothering me. That was going to be my exit excuse! But what does he pull out of his pocket? Contact Solution! WTF what guy carries around contact solutions?? F!!!!
Luckily the Starbuck barista came around and told us they were closing soon.. THANK GOD! After our 45 min date we said our goodbyes (this is the shortest date I've ever been on). He texted me apologizing for his tardiness and that we should go out for drinks! I did not respond!
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